There is (supposedly) a ######6 war going on. My brother is in Afghanistan right ######6 now. And guess what? There is more $#%^ going on domestically than there is over there! 30 people die in Chicago every ######6 week because of gun violence and "Revenge" #######4. The CDC's own website says 100 people die a day from prescription drug overdoses, and that the number has ######6 tripled over previous years. More people die here than over there. So what the ###$ is going on?
(http://www.cdc.gov/homeandrecreationalsafety/rxbrief/)
I think God is ######6 with us. I really do. When you ###$ up in the Bible, God kicked your ass. Maybe he's just doing it in slow motion. Taking his time. Or her time. Who am I to say? God's God. Look, the point here is that maybe God is using new tools to take us down or send us messages. I haven't gone insane, people, I'm not standing on a street corner preaching Leviticus to you, I'm just saying that it feels like wrath to me. Its all gun related. Shooting in a theater, shooting in a temple, shooting in Pakistan, shooting in Chicago, and then shooting up some Oxy's, cause that's what the chicks dig.
On a side note (semi-related to this), I saw a headline that said "Aurora Theater Shooter showed No Signs of Violent Tendencies". Yeah. We've been ######6 hiding that $#%^ for the better part of 2 decades now. Eric Harris, one of the two Columbine shooters, said in his video journals that when he was arrested for stealing computers and $#%^ alongside Dylan Kleboid, he would just tell cops, parents, store owners, guidance councilors and whoever else what the ###$ they wanted to hear. "I'M REFORMED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!". You look emotional, you "try not to cry", you look like a changed man, and then you go back to what the ###$ you were doing, because your not being ######6 distracted anymore by these dipshit morons who try to do nothing more than to make you "One of them".
By the way, I'm not saying you shouldn't be yourself, but don't try so hard to be yourself. What I mean is don't go all "I'm an individual! I wear yellow and like Bob Marley! Rasta's 4 life!!!!!!!!!!". Because those #####& are just annoying. Not actual Rastafarian's, I mean the posers and the wannabe's. Actually, posers and wannabe's in any clique are just annoying. So don't be ######6 annoying, basically.
We live in a world where you can't say anything offensive, or you'll get shit-canned. Just don't have an additude problem, and you'll be fine. Blend in. Be the funny guy! Its easy to do, just be funny! Just don't let anyone know you have homicidal tendencies, and you'll be fine.
Act normal, don't be an individual. Avoid. Detection. Completely.
-C.Nic
>>NEXT TIME: NicS doesn't heed my advice as he films his upcoming DES test to prove his DID diagnosis. Maybe we'll post a link? YouTube dat shiznits?... the ###$ does that even mean... GOODBYE.