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My idea for a new universal church by C.Nic

Permanent Linkby NicS on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:46 am

My major problem with religion is the fact that all the ######6 churches today are too extremist. Christians refuse to ever admit they're wrong about ANYTHING, and when the evidence is thrown in their ######6 faces, they just ignore it or give a half-assed apology. I ######6 hate that about Christians! Catholics?! LOOK AT THE POPE! Anti-Gay, Anti-Birth Control, won't do a damn thing about the whole "Boy rape" deal that should have been dealt with in the ######6 1960s; my logic is simply that if the Pope, the POPE, THE. POPE cannot figure out basic AIDS-prevention measures or how to stop Preists from sticking it into little boys, I can't do Catholicism.

So I looked around at Islam. They are mostly a friendly people, and the root word of Islam (S-L-M) means "Whole, safe and intact". Still, the ######6 second I say "Islam", you think "9/11" or "Iraq War" or other #######4. And its a fair point, that $#%^ did happen, and we just recently caught the guy who masterminded it, 10 years later! Even if only 900,000 out of 1,000,000,000 are evil bombers, thats still a shit-load of ######6 people. So Christianity and Islam are out.

How about something like Buddhism? Yeeeeeeeeeeah, no. They don't really have a God, they just kinda pray to eventually be enlightened. Nice goal, but remember that the whole "Free Tibet" thing is rooted in Buddhism, since the Dalai Lama was living there until he was kicked out by the Chinese. So theres that. But then theres the fact that the Dalai Lama was keeping all the good $#%^ to himself, and that it wasn't until he was kicked out that $#%^ we take for granted like running water and plumbing and such got installed. Again, if the leader acts like that behind the scenes, I'm good to go.

Scientology? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA AHA AHA HA HA HA HA AHA!! Ah...... AH AHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAAA!! AH, that was, was AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAA!!!

Mormonism? Really, dude?

Am I missing anything? They're all too extremist for me. And I don't like being far right or far left, I like being unbiased (I know that's a joke coming from me. Shut up). But I honestly don't think I could ever join a church where I knew the main focus was blowing up abortion clinics or other people simply because we hate them & their ideas. I want to start a new church (Yeah, great place to say this, a ######6 mental illness blog) where everyone is welcome to practice whatever they want, without the #######4 like Crazy Popes' or Crazy Pastors of the world guilting them into #######4 no one would ever support without that guilt.

The basics of our new church are simple: You can believe what you want to believe, so long as you don't take it too far. Worship Sunday or Friday, whenever you want, the doors are unlocked 24/7, 365 (+1 for leap years). But if you become an extremist hack that threatens to blow anyone or anything out, your out and thrown in jail. Just don't plan to blow $#%^ up or kill anyone. Thats it. No extremism. You can practice your religion without all the rednecks and white trash yelling "EHY-MEN" every other sentence. Thats ######6 it. That ######6 simple. No hidden message, just don't ######6 kill other people and don't be a bigoted dick. If your here to piss on abortions, you can ###$ off. If you want to learn about Jesus in Islam, come on down! We'd love to teach you in a way that won't make you want to blow yourself up via suicide bomb in 2 months. NO HIDDEN #######4. HOW ######6 CLEAR MUST I MAKE IT. Believe in whatever, don't believe in whatever, just don't put ######6 extremism in here AT ALL.
-C.Nic

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