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My God. How ######6 stupid could you possibly be. By C.Nic

Permanent Linkby NicS on Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:19 am

Today is Valentines Day, and I don't give a flying ###$, but today, at CWI (Our college), we have a bunch of horny teenagers that we have to listen to on a daily ######6 basis because "###$ YOU, C.NIC! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR RECOVERING FROM SEX ADDICITION OR WHATEVER THE ###$ IT IS YOU JUST WENT THROUGH, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR ######6 DICK TWINGE LIKE A ######6 TUNING FORK."

Annoyed by all the idiots at our school, I posted this on Nics Facebook account:
"
Thanks to idiots in college and the power of Valentines Day, I can safely say I have been turned off sex and most likely BF/GF relationships forever. Seriously. I saw all the couples today, and all the stupid things the boyfriends were doing to try and get laid, like buying this $5 cupcake (NO, SERIOUSLY. PICS TO FOLLOW), and then the single idiots going on about "I haven't had sex in 3 years", "I just want to get laid for Valentines Day", "I'm just so f*****g horny", and so on.

And the whole time I'm wondering why no one wants to be in a relationship anymore, and why everyone just wants to have sex... well, mostly the men. "Sex is awesome", "Sex feels good", that doesn't cut it for me anymore. I don't care about sex or even getting laid because its all I hear around here. "Sex is great", blah blah blah.

Just somebody give me a f*****g answer: Why is my generation so f*****g stupid, that they can't figure out that if your with someone, you make them happy, and THEN sex will follow, if thats their f*****g goal. That f*****g simple. Its worked forever, and its the only reason they're here now, with their mindless droning.

Just creepy here at CWI. Happy Valentines day!"

Thats [sic], by the way. Just Cut and paste. Nothing altered, nothing changed.

The first person to respond was Matt C., and if you read my blog often, you know this asshole. He's the asshole who told Zack (unknowingly) "I hope you have AIDS, cause that would be funny" in the middle of his (or, really, our) AIDS crisis. His response was this:
"Get laid".
1 guy liked that. Sam... something. He's unmemorable in the first place, so whatever.

NEXT COMMENT is from my top-of-class nursing school cousin Mikey C.:
"Wow, calm down."
Not sure if hes for or against, so I ignore him.

NEXT: Zack R.:
"Amen brother. People are stupid"
At this point, 3 people have liked my status, including Mr. R. Then, ######6 Matt comments AGAIN.
"Seems more people need to get laid than originally thought..... i think the best of my abilities would be to get nic laid."

Now, read my original post again. Do I sound iterested in sex? At all? Is there a point where you think "Heh, he's just desperate for pussy"? Let me make this clear: I hate idiots like Matt C., and I hate what sex does to idiots like him. Sex, in and of itself, is a wonderful thing. But I don't give a $#%^ anymore, so ######6 lay off it, OK? That ######6 simple.

You want to know how to treat sex addicition? Just let the person masturbate themselves into a stupor, and eventually they won't give a $#%^ either. And guess what?! I have straight A's this semester. Last semester, in my sex-driven rampage of personal destrusction, I ######6 failed my favorite subject, Poly Sci. This sememster, I had 2 of my Physics homework assignments in 2 weeks ahead of time, and I have a 87.5% in Lecture alone. Once Lab gets factored in, I have a 96.85% (We have computers, genius. They can show you that $#%^.)

So, with that in mind, this is what I wrote him back:
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"I'm not sure you actually comprehend what you just wrote, so I'm going to go through it step by step to help you out:
"Seems more people need to get laid than originally thought" The first 2 people seemed like they were against my comments, then 3 people jumped on board my side. 3 is bigger than 2, so I win there by leverage alone, but lets make this easier: Maybe we see idiots like you and get turned off by sex. Ever consider that?

.....
An ellipsis is 3 dots, Matt.

i think the best of my abilities would be to get nic laid.
You see, this is why I don't think you actually read this. So I'm going to let you read it again, and then I expect a moronic response from you in kind. Do not disappoint me, Matt. -C.Nic"
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I have yet to hear a response. Maybe I'll just tell him about our DID to shut him the ###$ up once and for all. I don't know, but I'd LOVE to hear your thoughts on this.

-C.Nic

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