So yesterday I was walking around and it hit me: I don't give a ###$ about anything anymore. I'm serious. I'm failing in 2/4 classes in college, with barely any hope of recovery, there are no jobs for me or my friends to ######6 get, no one can seem to do anything, even if they're in charge, I just ######6 give up.
Now, we have a brother in the army. Not like "We became like brothers" kind of #######4, like were actually brothers. And guess what? It was his ######6 dream to join the army since he was a kid. And he didn't like us embarrassing him, which we apparently did anyway ######6. But thats fine. We literally have nothing against anyone who wants to join the military, anywhere. You want to serve? ######6 fine by me. I honestly don't give a $#%^ out of a rats ass in a ######6 sewer. I could care less.
But were ######6 my brother and his newly minted army buddies when their contracts are up. The ######6 statistics on suicide for soliders that just came home are astronomical. Something like a soldier commits suicide every 90 minutes. What the ###$ is that? The economy. Nobody can seem to find a job. And most of these guys, quite literally, would rather be dead then be in the ######6 army again. So, bam. Dead.
And lets not go into the rape coverup. You know how many women have been raped in the army? NO ONE HAS AN EXACT ######6 NUMBER, BECAUSE THERE IS NO SOLID INFO! The army (And I know I sound like a ######6 conspiracy nut) is covering up rape statistics, either to encourage more women to join or just because its embarrassing. One woman is too many in my opinion, but there are suggestions that the number is 10,000 women raped since the Iraq war started. Now, frankly, that's most likely #######4, but we have no idea if it really is, because the info isn't there.
We have decided to get over our "We don't ######6 care anymore" mood by looking into the coverup. And guess what we've found already? 26 women. FROM ######6 IDAHO. Raped. We know this because of testimony, not stats. We have found 26 deals from women saying they were roofied and raped in the army. And odds are good we'll find more. But 26 women? 26? Seriously? I know for a fact theres blow up dolls on submarines, but not in the ######6 army? Have we seriously become like the muslims that cover up their women? The guys who become so horny they shove their dicks in the top of their AK-47s and hump it until they both fire off rounds?
Its really the economy that makes me do $#%^ like rant about rape stats in the army. I have nothing better to do. I am qualified to run most broadcasting equipment, but guess what? "I'm 18, so apparently I don't". Apparently age doesn't equal intelligence, and to that I say "Amen, brother. But you have it backwards. Everyone in congress is around 50 years old, and they have an 8% approval rating, the lowest rating congress has had EVER. And yet they have good jobs with great pay they themselves can upgrade whenever they want to. Meanwhile, I'm stuck raking up leaves and doing underground investigative work trying to figure out real numbers to a real crisis no one is even looking at. My age might help get me a ######6 Pulitzer, and your saying I can't run a Grass Valley switcher because I'm 18?"
I'm pretty pissed off at the age card if you haven't noticed.
Basics: ###$ everything until I figure out the rape stats in the army. If I can't nail a good number, might as well just move to Paraguay and start murdering people at the sugar cane factory. Hey, nothing else going on, right?
As long as our leaders are Christians and therefore ######6 stupid as Christians tend to be when put in charge, I will keep looking. So, expect a full report by the end of, mmm, 2016.
-C.Nic