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"Holmsies" by C.Nic

Permanent Linkby NicS on Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:55 am

(Note: Quick, sorta meaningless post. Just an FYI. -C.Nic)

So... Holmsies. Can't say I'm surprised. Even Ted Bundy got married in jail.

For those not in the know (and don't be ashamed, I'd say a good 95% of you have no idea what I'm talking about, so let me explain), "Holmsies" are fans of James Holmes, the shooter at the theater in Aurora, CO 2 weeks or so back.

The Holmsies drink 7-11 Slurpies, cause one video of Holmes when he was 18 showed he liked them... and that's all I really remember.Look, the point isn't that they follow everything he's done and detail every picture and fawn over him like he's some kind of magic ######6 pixie, its that this class o' moron just exists.

(And if BBCode was enabled, I would have italicized the word "Exists". Get on it, mods. Until then, just pretend there is emphasis on the word "Exists". Okay?!)

Like I said before, Ted Bundy got fan mail and married a girl in jail. So did Richard Ramierz. He actually married someone while on death row. It basically becomes a "You name em, they got fan mail/married/seduced by multiple people, etc."

Why? Because so-called "Regular" folk like instability. Were fun. And having an unstable person around creates drama, and more fun down the line. Who could possibly be more unstable than a serial killer, you ask? One that is on suicide watch and supposedly attacking other prisoners, that's who. Enter "Holmsies", or fans of James Holmes, mass shooter extraordinaire.

But, in the end, Holmsies, if I could just say one thing to you specifically, its to keep pretending to like Holmes, cause I know he's just supposed to be a good lay in the end for you. Y'know, cause the crazy ones are always the best in bed.

-C.Nic

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