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GPA 1.5 + New Alter=...sanity? By NicS

Permanent Linkby NicS on Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:02 am

I have a 1.5 GPA, and got an F in political science. So out of 16 credits, I only got 12. I passed Theater and Phys. Geo with a D. Apparently I get credits.

I've been placed on the FAFSA warning, saying that if I don't raise my GPA to a 2.0 by the end of the next semester, I will be placed on suspension.

However, I'm not worried. All last semester, everything that could go wrong did. Dog died, mom broke down almost daily, jobless, TK going crazy, new alters in the house (by the way, I have a new alter in the house), more rape memories, a terrible professor and just general lack of interest in school when I had so much other stuff to worry about. Now, I have my drivers license, a great job at our family business, all the alters are emotionally stable, and we have gigs around town where we are actually desired and depended upon. Last semester was a depression; this semester will be smooth sailing, cause I actually have fixed everything that had gone wrong.

In other news, we discovered a new alter, Brian, aka "God". His real name is Brian, but he prefers the nickname "God" because when someone says "Oh, God!", he can just say "Yes?". Some of you might remember the story of Matt C., or the jerk who wished we had AIDS, cause it would be funny? He started that in high school. He's not that bright, he mouthed off to his mom too much and she kicked him out. Now he's working a heavy 8 hours a week at Toys R Us and living with his girlfriend. So, on one hand, he's working. On the other... he's basically earning $65 a week. So, $260/month. My dad, by the way, has lived in a bungalow downtown for 7 years at $450 a month. And the guy already has a job! Why not just work more! Its not like besides the sex he has anything to do! C. and him had a competition of sorts where they would try and see how many orgasms they could give their girlfriends, which eventually led to the "Zack-AIDS" paranoia and the "I hope you get AIDS, cause it would be funny" comment. As for the best, C. had a record 14 in 2 hours; he had 26 in 3 hours. Whatever. I'm at least stable.

So, getting back to Brian, we've been hearing him say "Yes?" every time one of us said "Oh, God", or something related to that phrase (It HAS to include "God" in the phrase to trigger him, apparently). We were about to drive home for the first time, and I was semi-nervous (not really, but I wanted to be to make my mom feel safer), and so I gripped the steering wheel and said "Oh, God!". Then he said "Yes?!", and we all freaked out. And from there, we learned what we now know (basically nothing), but he has expressed interest in having a British accent. I really didn't think you could choose accents, but he refuses to speak out loud, so I just said "Screw it, watch Monty Python a couple dozen times, you'll nail it eventually".

So, aside from the terrible 1.5 GPA, I do promise I will be posting daily now to keep sane. One of the things that helped C.Nic recover from "le whore's" breakup (Thats what he demands I call Kelsey W.) was being able to say "###$ YOU KELSEY" a bunch of times and write about politics. Hey, if it works, it works.

I apologize ahead of time for what he might say... you might want to take us off mod review to save yourself the pain.
-NicS.

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Re: GPA 1.5 + New Alter=...sanity? By NicS

Permanent Linkby NicS on Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:03 am

CORRECTION! It is a 1.76 GPA. So... ha.
57 Felix 55 Alexis 46 Aaron 42 David
33 Rick 27 Riley 25 Peter Isaac
21 Nic C. Nic TK Zack JR2 Brian Charlie Steve Tyler
14 Daniel 13 AlexBrandon
12 Michael 11 Ellen
9 Alice Andy Micah Nathan
8 Jason Dwyer Cheyanne Timothy
7 Rebecca Eric
6 Dakota Lukas Ivan Luna
5 Gary Mathew April Martin
4 Ryan Anthony Zenith Danielle June Bobby
3 Derrick Sam Paul Larry Shawn Emily May
2 Ethan James William Christina Colby
1 Noah
? Eli Kevin Joshua Andrew Carl Jay Blake Meghan Tiffany Scott Skyler + others
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