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A Fake Note, Why it's Fake, and its Effect (C. Rant)

Permanent Linkby NicS on Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:09 am

This is why Occupy Wall Street will fail:
http://i.imgur.com/5KhXK.jpg
Its fake. No wall street employee writes this good. I have met some of them, both in economics classes and just casually (I'll get to that idiot in a second). They're all "Bros", all of them. Even the older, 50 year old gentlemen. They're more like the cook uncle that gets you beer because that's what he did when he was their age, but that doesn't make them English scholars. On the other side, you have a bunch of overeducated protesters protesting everything Wall Street, some who attened Liberal Arts colleges and watch Rachael Maddow while jerking off, completely forgetting the fact that they're after the wrong ######6 people! They should be after the legislators who got rid of the Glass-Stegall Act, who sold out the people and gave the bailout money in the first place, and not after the banks who did, in fact, pay the money back! They, in their education, have become ######6 stupider than a guy who would proudly call himself a teabagger!

Nic was editing video in Mr. B's class in April (2011), when a Wall Street trader talked to Mr. B. They were apparently friends. Mr. B had taught Nic some basic Stock Trading moves, but Nic didn't have the $1K deposit needed to make an account. Mr. B, in his "BRAH" lingo, asked Nic if he wanted cocaine as a response. And he didn't even say "I was just kidding" afterward, so... there is that.

That story is a lie, actually. But I have heard a friend say this happened, and I do trust him, so odds are good a Wall Street "Brah" offered him coke. The whole thing about Mr. B and Nic with stocks? 100% true. Invest in Krispy Kreame, by the way. It may not pay off in the end, but stockholders used to get a free box of 12 glazed doughnuts if your stock was over $100.

Again, it was a lie, like that stupid little note. You actually believe that a group producing people who (And you do know its true) uses high end Prostitutes and cocaine can write with proficient grammar or spelling? Or even know what proficient means?

I know there is most likely some kind of lone stock trader on the floor who isn't a "Bro". But I bet $2 in an IRA with 4.2% compound intrest that man doesn't exist. They're all "Bros", and they're all stupid. NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE BOSSES, HAVE THE TIME NOR THE ATTENTION SPAN TO WRITE A 5-10 PARAGRAPH NOTE DISSING THE MIDDLE CLASS, THEN TO PASS THEM AROUND. It had to be someone on the inside.

And, so, with this note, the OWS hipsters have proven that they are almost exactly like the tea party: they have wild, crazy-ass ideals with facts that back said ideals 100%, they have a "protest", and they are now making $#%^ up. The tea party had the birther movement, OWS has the fake quotes. And it will get worse and worse and worse, until they fade into obscurity with one guy making crazy claims that piss off the other side. The right has Rush Limbaugh, we have... I don't know. But she will emerge. And it will be a woman, by the way. Just trust me, I know.

This picture is also a threat to Obama. The SECOND that these people gain any actual political power, they compromise everything. The presidency of John Tyler, our 10th president, started when the 9th President, President William H. Harrison, died. President Tyler, then our 9th Vice President, became the President almost immediately. And guess what? The cabinet quit. And they threw him out of the party. So he created a third party (Literally, it was the Whigs and Bull-somethings), and won the presidency over for a full 4 years. History is doomed to repeat itself, and it has with Obama, and will again in the future. The GOP pushed too hard for Obama to lose, and has guaranteed his re-election. Between now and a year from now, the GOP will only get more and more extreme and insane. And people are already watching the GOP candidates and thinking "What the ###$ are they thinking?! That $#%^ will never work!!!". Obama is rational and has rarely if ever publicly attacked the GOP leadership for their blatant stupidity and hypocritical actions, and he certainly hasn't attacked the republican voter at all. He's the calm black man. People like rationality in the end.

Obama will win. But its going to hurt if the party that likes to quote facts to disprove the other side (Left against Right) becomes the side that lies to defeat the other party (Right against left, currently). So that stupid little note at the top, SUPPOSEDLY from a Wall Street employee, is in fact FROM a Wall Street Employee... well, Obama will win. This will be the thing that proves they suck and there is literally no defense for "I'm with the % who agree with the note". Thats just asking to be lynched by an angry mob. But odds are good its a fake. And it will damage Obama's credibility, if his constituents are lying to make the other side look bad. Believe it or not, most Republicans aren't extremists who think Herman Cain will win. Most KNOW President Obama will stay President Obama for another 4 years. They are the silent majority, the smart lot who don't want to mixed in with the extremists, but don't talk much. They disagree with some of his ideals, but they're not Teabaggers. They're smart. And if you start telling lies to make the Wall Street employees look as bad as Cocaine addicted prostitute buying whore mongers, you will make them turn away from Obama and look more at the GOP, who they tend to agree with more, even if the candidates are extremist assholes who make rape victims listen to the fetus' heartbeat before an abortion. (Thats a real thing. I'm too pissed to post a link right now). It doesn't matter if Obama is calm and rational, he's still pro abortion and anti-death sentence. Some Republicans I know are anti-abortion and pro death sentence, but agree with him otherwise. It turns out, thats the majority. One big lie like this #######4, and they turn on a ######6 dime. And really, why shouldn't they? Their own party attacks the president on a daily basis, and they don't like most of it. Some of it is funny, sure. But thats it. If the side that has been finding the facts on a daily basis starts to act like the liars, why not side with the liars that have the same ideals?

So, please. Don't lie. Ever. Just don't. No clever ending, no secret message, just don't lie. Don't lie. At all. Ever. Don't do it. Ok? Its that ######6 basic.

And ###$ hot sauce. I hate that $#%^.

-C.Nic

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