Today, Eve was in control...

It took us 1:30 hour to get out of bed, half of that hiding from my mother under the covers.
We were 1 hour late, but she took a 30 minutes shower. She only sang most of the time, and when she was done washing our hair, she fapped (lolwut?)
We missed the bus, because we went trolling on mormon.org
I had to restrain her urge to punch the school`s counselor
She spent the rest of the second class drawing
On lunch break, she disrupted a nerdy ``friend```s D&D. She also pimp slapped everyone at the table
In third class, we almost got kicked out because she read a book after receiving a warning
In 4th class, she spent the whole computer lab time on memebase and Y!A
On the bus, she openly insulted everyone around her and incited others to do it
Back home, she tried hiding in our room all night

You now know why she is my favorite alter

"Me" is now sad because we don't have claws... I don't even know why I bother with that kind of stupidity anymore