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How to: Mess up your child

Permanent Linkby Hallusinating on Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:21 am

Lesson nr. 1: Take her father away and say he is a monster.
This will eliminate most of your childs personality and leaving her a total mess trying to figure out who she really is, where the other parent is and why she is not allowed to visit him.
She will desperately seek her father in all her male friends, which will ultimately make them feel inferior and then they will leave her, which in return will make her feel even more messed up.

Lesson nr. 2: Make her feel special by getting more children.
If you have children why not have more? More children will give the only parent she has less time to look after her, so in effect she will have no real parents but adults hoovering around her while they are looking after they`re new children.
It will leave your child with jealous feelings and more feelings of inferiority.

Lesson nr. 3 Don`t help your child when it needs help.
Again a very effective way to show that you don`t love your child is by doing absolutely nothing when she needs some assistant. Rely on her self taught abilities(yes i know its sneaky to always rely on them, but it gives the parents more time with their new children) and then watch her make a mess of things, if you are lucky she will take some years repairing the mess she got in.

Lesson nr. 4
When she starts to complain about the family situation, just tell her that she is the real problem and not the divorce or the parents.
This will make her feel guilty for years and guilt is how we know it a mess up for your brain.

Lesson nr. 5 get a stepfather who really dislikes your old children from the previous marriage.
This is the best one because the stepfather acts like a wild card since you never know what you will be getting.
In my case it was sometimes a harsh treatment with a clear sense that he didn`t want to pay for anything i was interested in. No dreams were allowed for me since my mother had to ask him for the money to pay for them, so i understood early on that dreams wasn`t for someone like me.
So they came in my teenage years criticising me for not knowing what i wanted to be, it was a win win situation for them, deny my dreams in childhood-and then criticising me for not having them in later years. But its ok for the families new children to have dreams...like the time my half sibling wanted a dog and got it with no criticism, no "shut up" and no reservation, just love.
Yeah and its really good i got to see how much my mother loved her new children while she was always yelling at me-veeeery effective.

Also they kept me so busy looking after they`re new children so my grades had gone down, but that is just a piss in the ocean when you are growing up in a big divorced family, because your feelings don`t mean a $#%^!
Its also good if the stepfather starts a fight with another one of your biological sisters and hence makes a tension not only between you and your father, but also other family members.
That leads me up to

Lesson nr. 6
Split the family.
I know i already touched this subject in lesson nr. 1 where i said separate the child from one of its parents, but splitting the whole family will really do so much better!
This will widen the personality identity disorder and make the child feel isolated and alone.
A very effective tool if you want to mess up your child :D
Not only will this mess them up, but it will also make them hate you even more.
Don`t leave her any pictures of her father, she probably isn`t interested in watching them anyway, and if she tries to run a way to see her father just drive her back home and never talk about it.
This will make the bond even thinner between you and your child, and thus messing up YOUR child even more.
In fact if she makes any signals of wanting to see her own father, then you should just ignore her.
Its also good if she sees that her other siblings lives with her father, because this will make her even more confused about why she is not allowed to meet him.
And it will also make a split since the siblings get different upbringing from different parents who both hate each other, so when her siblings comes to see her they will both be full of sub conscience anger towards her because she is the only one living with her mother and because of the problems between the adults.


Well there you go some good lessons on how to mess up your children.

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