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Author: | CrackedGirl [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:36 pm ] |
Blog Subject: | What Psychiatrists Say & What They Mean |
Your case is very complex and I would advise we refer you = I can't be bothered to assess you myself. How are you feeling? = I don't really care And does that thought make sense to you? = You are clearly mad as a hatter What is your latest lithium level? = I cant be bothered to look it up myself Don't worry, things won't get worse = Haha, yes they will I think we should adjust x medication = I am doing it anyway and if you say no you are being uncooperative and/or lack insight I think we should discuss this with the home treatment team = You are going to be admitted When is your next CPA meeting? = You are annoying me and I want to see you sweat How do you feel about that overdose? = Why did you take paracetamol you stupid person? Just some that come to mind. I am def not anti psych but knowing what Drs think I can imagine this is some of what goes through their heads. Note this thought process is not exclusive to psychiatrists it is a general medical habit, I think born out of stress. But not so fun when you are on the other side of it. Tho I promise there are good, kind and nice Drs out there. Cracked PS Feel free to add! |
Author: | jilkens [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:27 pm ] |
Thanks for this! It's so true. |
Author: | CrackedGirl [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:31 pm ] |
Hehehe you are welcome Cracked |
Author: | unity1 [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:43 am ] |
Its scary to think about coz i think most of the time this is exactly right. My doctor is lovely and i think??? (i like to think) that she does care, but the mental health team in my area are pretty crap..at least in my experience. |
Author: | Koshka69 [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:49 am ] |
I concur! Excellent list, Cracked!! Here's one that got pulled on me two years back after an accidental overdose: Toxicologist: "Ok I'm clearing you to leave the hospital; the pdoc is going to evaluate you and then you are free to go" Translation: "Hey, Dumba$$, you OD'd, so the pdoc is going to nod and smile to whatever you say and then tell you you're going to the psych hospital because you're a liability and for legal reasons we must commit you for 72 hours" |
Author: | CrackedGirl [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:40 am ] |
Lol I have another How do you feel about a voluntary admission? = If you say no then hahaha the butterfly nets and MHA assessors will be on their way... |
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