Never have sex whilst wearing a Holter monitor or you are liable to be discussed in a lecture theatre full of students.

Always throw away dirty bong water

Never inhale cigar smoke

How to say phaeochromocytoma

Never stare at the forehead of someone who has a weird looking forehead, esp if they are in a position of power over you

Never park in the Dean's parking space

Be careful of rape alarms in lecture theatres

Never drink more than one drink containing 5 shots

Never trust rugby players

Never drink and ski

Never bite your other half's tongue whilst trying to be romantic

Never ever volunteer the fact you are a med student

Never be late for lectures led by mean lecturers when there is no back entrance to your lecture theatre

Always look for things about your lecturers that you can parody at the Revue

Treasure the diamond tutors

Hugs all

Cracked

And next week, we'll find out which ones happened to Cracked personally
Lol

You mean to say that you think I did anything at uni other than study in the library and go to lectures.



Cracked

You had me choking on my coffee with laughter!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehe

Hugs Cracked

Brilliant! ....... I bet you did them all

not telling

Huge hugs

Cracked

Ahaha you had sex wearing a Holter monitor! That made me laugh so much

A lady never tells lol

Hugs

Cracked

Mother always said 'rules are there because they've been done before, mainly by the person who sets them...sometimes'

Teeheehee - but I am a paragon of virtue

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