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by CrackedGirl on Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:40 pm
Stop drinking wine Stop having a messy house Stop sitting on my arse surfing the web Stop bitching about my mother Stop laughing at inappropriate things Stop having a dark sense of humour Stop going to the shop in my PJs without a bra on
Anyone care to add theirs?
Have a good day all
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Cracked
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by CTB on Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:37 am
I shall stop going to the shops with Cracked's bras on.
Also: Learn that the 'snooze' button is not my friend.
Get it together and start doing a better impression of a gaffer at work (partially done).
Stop baiting my superiors and admins at work. It's not their fault they suck. Oh and also Security. They don't take well to being told how clownshoes they are.
Sort out a job that doesn't blacken the already shriveled remains of my soul any further.
Continue the policy of random barrings of evening customers and extend to the morning mob, thus giving myself quiet days and possibly allow me to bugger off home early.
Stop making work related resolutions.
Rekindle some kind of social life.
Snare a woman who I like and is also willing to sleep with me. A rare double.
Learn to juggle.
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