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Ode To The Things I Hate

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:10 pm

The GMC are gits
David Cameron is a tit
I loath people who are rude
And those who are a prude

I hate Jeremy Kyle
And all his stupid bile
Raw tomatoes are the pits
So is getting zits

I hate PMT
And ppl who are "just lovely"
Sarcasm is not wit
You know who you are - you are a git

The X factor is dire
I hate those who are a liar
Smug marrieds piss me off
Ppl who say "boff" (wtf is that about)

I hate my consultant psych
She was likely the college bike
She colludes with the GMC
Who need shooting by the army

Am I grumpy, yes
I am under stress
I will eff off, fine
This is the end of my rhyme

Hope you are all OK



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