This came to me on Sunday but have not got round to blogging it yet. It is a little ditty I have made up about things that are quintessentially British that I thought were worth mentioning. It goes to the tune of Favourite Things from The Sound Of Music.
Church wardens being pains in the asses,
Headmasters peering over their glasses
Antiques Roadshow on the TV
These are some British things for me.
Buckingham Palace, ploughmans and chutney,
Songs of Praise and places called Putney,
Witty sarcasm that stings
These are some very British things
When the weather is always raining
When the tube is packed
I simply remember Cadbury's chocolate
And then I dont feel so bad!
Cracked