by VTheChaosTheoryV » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:58 am
I have a better idea: Bring the kid to your house, lure him into the basement, and push him into a deep hole. Leave him there for days on end, only feeding him bread and water for starvation. Dress up in erotic clothing, and get the lotion. From there, put the lotion into the basket, and lower it into the hole, telling the kid,"It puts the lotion on its skin." If the kid refuses, say,"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again." Once the kid complies, and loses weight after days on end, bring it out and kill him. The loose skin can be used as a "child suit", making you look younger than you really are.
Trust all the things I tell you are true, dress up in your best so I can be proud of you, and never believe I won't turn on you, and never believe I do this for you. You're leading me on again and I find it, yeah I like it, and I'm reeling in awe for sure, now I know it was given to me.