-Who would you kill first? This NPD dude i like (ultimately i would like to kill him by shooting him up with too much heroin, but i want to help him "get better" and knock him off the wagon a few times first. idk why. I just think he should be dead, he's nice to me and so fuking cute so i cant figure out why i feel so aggressive toward him, but within seconds of speaking to him he made me want to kill him.
-If you could only kill 5 people, who would they be? 1)The dude who got my dad arrested ( i hated him before then, his ######6 turkey bit me when i was a kid
) id just shoot him
2) this stupid nurse i had at the hospital when i was in labor. Im not sure how, id like to torture her first somehow, though i would be content with running her over or ending her in any other way.
3) Ive had fantasies of killing my MIL in so many ways. i want her $ and house when she dies (only reason i deal with her at all) so it would need to be something that appeared to be accidental.
4) If i only get 5, i guess the NPD dude has to be in this list (which is not ordered by who i'd like to kill most.
5) my boss, repeated blunt force
again idk why unless the way he eats really bothers me THAT much
-If you could only kill 10 people, who would they be? same 5
6) this lady who works in my complex, She worked at one i lived in a few years ago and pissed me off and now ended up at my new one. She doesnt belong there or in the same city as me at all. Itd be fun if she could drown in some vat of alcohol, seems like shed enjoy it for a second anyway
7) My mom's ex husband owes me about 7k which he stole from me and i intend to beat it out of him when i find him. If he still has my old car i'd like him to burn to death in it. Itd make me laugh more if it was with a tranny hooker but idk if that counts as another person on my list and i dont really care if he dies
the "rapper" Pitbull, just so he stops making music
i need 8, 9 & 10 open because im just being silly now. i don't have a strong urge to kill most of these people excepting the NPD dude and the nurse. I want my MIL to die but doing it myself wouldnt make me any more or less happy (i think, i have obviously never killed a person)
-List all the people you would kill that you can name (don’t be greedy, now)Most of my violent urges come quickly and toward strangers. I "wish" death on huge groups of ppl for no reason lmao but i dont really want to do it myself, i just dont think they serve any purpose
I guess we can do some more useless celebs?
-the "rapper" Pitbull, just so he stops making music (car crash?)
-Kim Kardashian in some funny way (vibrator malfunction leading to electrocution?
-Jennifer lopez can die in the car with Pitbull
okay, im done lol
*bonus points for methods*[/quote]