What to do when bored

Ok, kiddo. Time to quit
And I don't use Skype.

WendyTorrance wrote:Ok, kiddo. Time to quit:)

Noooooo, I don't want to quit

And I don't use Skype.

You can make one due. Come on, it would be awesome. I can show you pictures of those cute kittens I have killed (if it makes you feel better, remember that cats are some cold-blooded killers as well). After that we could meet and smoke some weed together and drink energy drinks. After that we could climb a tall crane and bang till the sun comes up. After that we can kill some cute little cats and torture some rats. And after that we can bang some more.

Dibona20 wrote:

WendyTorrance wrote:Ok, kiddo. Time to quit:)

Noooooo, I don't want to quit

And I don't use Skype.

You can make one due. Come on, it would be awesome. I can show you pictures of those cute kittens I have killed (if it makes you feel better, remember that cats are some cold-blooded killers as well). After that we could meet and smoke some weed together and drink energy drinks. After that we could climb a tall crane and bang till the sun comes up. After that we can kill some cute little cats and torture some rats. And after that we can bang some more.

Woah, you seem a little thirsty there. Might want to drink some water before you dehydrate

..or stick his dick in a blender along with his energy drink for something a little thicker and redder..

idgafbruh wrote:

Dibona20 wrote:

WendyTorrance wrote:Ok, kiddo. Time to quit:)

Noooooo, I don't want to quit

And I don't use Skype.

You can make one due. Come on, it would be awesome. I can show you pictures of those cute kittens I have killed (if it makes you feel better, remember that cats are some cold-blooded killers as well). After that we could meet and smoke some weed together and drink energy drinks. After that we could climb a tall crane and bang till the sun comes up. After that we can kill some cute little cats and torture some rats. And after that we can bang some more.

Woah, you seem a little thirsty there. Might want to drink some water before you dehydrate

No, I'm good. I'm just a little bit high on some good ''dhaba'' (Moroccan drug, good sheet) I'm very serious on this however. Do you want to join us in our awesome adventure as well? There are enough cats for you too, and I know it would be a little bit difficult to have a threesome on the top of a crane, but don't worry we'll work it out

-- Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:09 pm --

InSpiritus wrote:..or stick his dick in a blender along with his energy drink for something a little thicker and redder..

HAHAHAHAHAH, that was a good one

No, I'm good. I'm just a little bit high on some good ''dhaba'' (Moroccan drug, good sheet) I'm very serious on this however. Do you want to join us in our awesome adventure as well? There are enough cats for you too, and I know it would be a little bit difficult to have a threesome on the top of a crane, but don't worry we'll work it out

TOTALLY down, man. But do we have to kill the cats right away? Can't we just cut their legs of and watch them roll around pathetically for a while? Also not so sure about the crane thing. How bout we up the ante and have the crane be leaning over a giant cliff?

TOTALLY down, man. But do we have to kill the cats right away? Can't we just cut their legs of and watch them roll around pathetically for a while? Also not so sure about the crane thing. How bout we up the ante and have the crane be leaning over a giant cliff?

HAHAHHA, I have never even thought about that. That sheet must be done one day for sure

Also not so sure about the crane thing. How bout we up the ante and have the crane be leaning over a giant cliff?

Your ideas are amazing and beautiful

After all this sheet, we should rob a bank and buy an airplane with the money, fly to Morocco and buy tons of ''dhaba''. After that take the airplane and drive it into that gigantic dubai tower. We will jump out from the airplane before it hit the tower and we will all die but it would be the most amazing death ever. We will die while being high on some good ''dhaba'' and watching the building collapse with tons of people getting killed and jumping desperately from the building. And also, we will have the thrill of flying in the skies Like seriously, I'm done on this sheet

Stop shooting your load over tortured cats. Think of your mum while you're masturbating instead.

Think of your mum while you're masturbating instead.

Seems that is where the problems started, mummy abandoned baby to daddy and dropped baby on the head, hence the crane fetish..

OP, are you from /b/ by chance? Or are you more of a Redditor?